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Coop Hair Don’t Care - Distressed Hat

$59.99 USD $34.99 USD

Coop Hair Don’t Care Distressed Hat 🐔

Bad hair day? Coop hair doesn’t care! Whether you’re collecting eggs, feeding the flock, working around the homestead, or heading into town, this fun chicken-lover cap is made for everyday farm life.

The Coop Hair Don’t Care Baseball Cap features a relaxed, distressed look with bold white lettering that adds just the right amount of chicken-keeper personality. Lightweight and breathable, it’s comfortable enough for long days outside while still being cute enough to wear anywhere.

Product Details

  • 🐔 “Coop Hair Don’t Care” printed design
  • 🧢 Distressed, vintage-style baseball cap
  • 🌿 Lightweight & breathable
  • 💨 Quick-drying material
  • 📏 Adjustable 58–62 cm (22.8"–24.4") circumference
  • 📐 Approx. 6" crown height
  • 📐 Approx. 2.76" brim length
  • 🔒 Adjustable metal buckle closure
  • 👕 Comfortable, casual fit
  • Printed design – NOT embroidered

Perfect for chicken moms, backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, farmers, and anyone who knows that coop chores come before perfect hair.

It also makes a fun gift for the chicken lover who already has everything—except the perfect hat.

Coop hair. Don’t care. 🐔❤️

A dark gray distressed baseball cap with white embroidered text reading 'It's The Chicken's House We Just Pay The Mortgage' sits on a rustic wooden table styled with copper pitchers, a bowl of eggs, and a striped napkin.
A dark gray distressed baseball cap with white embroidered text reading 'It's The Chicken's House We Just Pay The Mortgage' sits on a rustic wooden table styled with copper pitchers, a bowl of eggs, and a striped napkin.

Distressed Baseball Hat

Built for coop checks, chores, and everyday wear, this distressed baseball hat has a comfortable, worn-in feel from day one. Casual, rugged, and full of farmhouse style.

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