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It's The Chicken's House - Distressed Hat

$59.95 USD $34.99 USD

It’s The Chicken’s House We Just Pay The Mortgage – Distressed Hat

Around here, we all know who really runs the place. 🐔❤️

Our “It’s The Chicken’s House We Just Pay The Mortgage” Distressed Baseball Cap is made for chicken keepers, backyard flock lovers, homesteaders, and anyone whose chickens have completely taken over their home—and their heart.

With its relaxed, vintage-inspired distressed look, this cap is perfect for collecting eggs, feeding the flock, working around the homestead, running errands, or just showing off your chicken-loving personality.

Made from lightweight polyester, the adjustable metal buckle provides a comfortable fit for most adults. The design is DTF printed—not embroidered—for a clean, bold look that stands out against the distressed fabric.

Hat Details

  • 🐔 “It’s The Chicken’s House We Just Pay The Mortgage” design
  • Lightweight 3.84 oz polyester
  • DTF printed design – not embroidered
  • Vintage distressed/worn appearance
  • Adjustable metal buckle
  • Circumference: 21.6"–23.6"
  • Crown height: 4.13"
  • Brim length: 2.76"
  • One size fits most

Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for a fun gift for your favorite chicken mom, chicken keeper, homesteader, or backyard flock enthusiast, this hat is a fun way to let everyone know exactly who owns the house.

Because you may pay the mortgage... but the chickens make the rules. 🐔

 

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